Friday, May 24, 2013



Random Random Thoughts

Hi

I am Logan airport waiting for the LA flight.  Harvard final exams were over today, so the coffee shop in Cambridge was littered with Ritalin (got them through TSA, so call me).  Thus, more random random thoughts:

3410 miles
18.5 avg mph
184 hrs 21 min on the bike
906,876 pedal strokes per leg (1,813,752 total)
1,349,000 heartbeats
198 bananas consumed
4 tubes chamois cream
54 Starbucks canned double shots (my secret weapon)
16 gallons gatorade
18 gallons water
6 close calls for indecent exposure- peeing on side of road
1 close call for felony - peeing on side of road (across from elem  school violtaing terms of my probation)
1 crime against nature - applying chamois cream  in public on side of road
2 pulled stomach muscles laughing at Floris quoting dialog of "Pulp Fiction" in its entirety
2 pair queen sized panty hose ruined (control top)




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